I have decided that it is time to become a lady, to act like a lady, behave like a lady and above all else, heed the wisdom of Lord Byron.
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
This Lobster Salad, served at La Tentation in Vanuatu, would be a suitable meal three times a day. Although I consumed it with a glass of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc I am inclide to think champagne would certainly be a great accompaniament and enhance the lady-ness qualities of the experience.
Now all I need is a way to finance this new “public” life – of course (according to Lord Byron) I can still eat and drink anything I like if no-one is watching.
George Gordon (Noel) Byron, 6th Baron Byron (January 22, 1788April 19, 1824) was an Anglo-Scottish poet and leading figure in Romanticism. Among his best-known works are the narrative poems Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage and Don Juan. The latter remained incomplete on his death.